Ooooh! A survey! Do I get money?

Scratch that. Not a survey, but a census! Yuk! And the best part? It's for small businesses and the self-employed (thanks a pantload, Battelle). It's 82 questions long, and of the ones I've skimmed, pretty in-depth. But it's OK, because there should be no information I don't know off the top of my head (e.g. Is less than half the company's stock owned by me? Well, this is easy because I'm fairly certain I haven't sold any of my holdings in Maya Papapaya, Inc.) So no time wasted having to look shit up to give truthful answers! At least it's something. I promise O'Bama I'll give this all the attention it deserves.


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