I don't like children

because they ruin your stuff. You can't have anything nice when you have kids. Apparently you can't even have something cheap and made out of plastic without them breaking it. I had a BBQ on Independence Day, and some of our friends have kids. I set up a golf tee-up thingy in the yard. So aside from the fact it rained all that day, the kids still made an opportunity to play on the golf tee-up thingy. It has a ramp that the balls roll down, until they come to an arm on a counterweight to deliver the ball onto the tee. Apparently the kids just pounded on the arm until the weight snapped off, because I set it up today to find the arm in two pieces. poop.